Jenna’s Model Life

These are Polaroids of me, my friend Liz, and Mark The Cobrasnake Hunter. Liz goes everywhere with a green-and-pink Barbie™ Polaroid camera. It’s useful for taking pictures of things.

A stranger hit the shutter for us, in front of the big spinning cube in Astor Place, and then Liz held up the Polaroids for me to photograph.

The Cobrasnake told us that he picked his name because snakes are cobras, and cobras are snakes, and there was an appealing kind of infinite (which he pronounced, “in-FINNit”), circular logic to the handle. He also made mention of the fact that he has a t-shirt for sale with Ksubi that costs $109. He claimed never to have taken drugs. After we left, he sent Liz a text that read, simply, “That was fun.”

Walgreens: It’s got what you crave.

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Ghostface Jennah has no comment on this modeling get-up.

I saw these guys outside the Ralph Lauren show Friday morning. Liz asked them if they had a Lenny Kravitz sort of steez going on, and they looked at her with straight faces, and said, “No.”

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College Friend Greg shaved his cheekwarmer! You heard it here first.