Jenna’s Model Life

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“No, the thing about the Romanian Abortion Movie is that in the last scene, the two main characters eat a plate of brains and entrails. As you do, in Eastern Europe, I understand, but for me that was, like, Hello! Over-the-top metaphor, come on in and make yourself at home. Which is why I still rate Salò as the saddest movie ever.”

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“Have you seen Irréversible? Because I think that is a very sad movie.”

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“Dude, I am so in love with you right now.”

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“Well, I am the hotness.”

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“Don’t look at me, man, I’m in love with her, too. She bought us sake! In little pitchers!”

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“Really, won’t you just come and live on my couch and say things like, ‘In Poland, when we sell women into marriage, under Communism we expect only two goats. Capitalism has increased my value to three goats and a chicken!’ And whenever I have a dumb friend who drops by and asks you if Poland is named because it’s so close to the North Pole, you can scream at him in Polish.”

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“I’m not sure how to take that, Greg. How would it work between us when I’m informed that you are this small?”

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“Oh.”

thisiswhereiputalineofwhitetexttocreatewhitespacekthanxbaiandwoopsneedsomemore
“I mean, who told you that? Come on.”

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“Back me up here, bro?”

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“I think we better just remember this as one awesome night.”

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“Well, okay. But what do you think of Michael Winterbottom?”